“Resolutions”, You Say?

2 01 2009

In an effort to come up with reasonable resolutions for 2009, I present the following:

  • Arrive 15 minutes late for absolutely everything, instead of last year’s 10 minutes
  • Carry on loud speaker phone conversations in my miniscule work cubicle
  • Turn up my cell phone ringer and download a pop tune ringtone
  • Drink more coffee
  • More drunkenness, less flossing
  • Gain 15 pounds
  • Wear same pair of cargo pants every day instead of every other day
  • Sign on for two year People magazine subscription
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3 responses

3 01 2009
foghorn

That’s an excellent list, Egghead! We must all grow in some ways! This year you will be more than ever in the spirit of our Homeland’s popular culture. You are setting an example for generations to come, Comrade!

6 01 2009
Dale

Ha! I’m way ahead of you, except for the People magazine thing. I just buy one of those grocery store checkout rags and pretend it’s People.

13 01 2009
bedhead

This is quite an admirable list of resolutions! Let’s see if you can conquer the list by the end of the year 🙂

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