Sound Financial Advice

28 09 2008
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airlines stock one year ago you
would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year  ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund,
you  would have $214.00 cash. Based on the above, the best current
investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found Americans drink approximately 22 gallons of alcohol
a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the
gallon. So, drink more beer.



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