Starvation vs. Cream of Mushroom Soup

24 10 2007

Look, I’m not that particular. Remember that I was thrilled to get lunch off a roach coach. But what is the deal with cream of mushroom soup? They’re serving it today in the cafeteria and it is simply too disappointing for words. I’ve tried it before and found it to be not only lumpy and gray, but bland to the point of putting my spoon hand to sleep, other than the incredible amount of salt added, which forces me to gulp water for the rest of the day.

Really, there is simply no reason to serve or consume this stuff. Why not just serve up this morning’s cold, congealed, leftover oatmeal with a nice sprig of wilted parsley and a splash of Worcestershire sauce?

And that’s all I have to say about that.




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